Holiday In The Sun

Holiday In The Sun

Author: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon May 13, 2026 Duration: 1:10:14
Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and learn the ultimate truth Addison Rae has been trying to tell us all along: life's no fun through clear waters.  Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot⁠ HERE⁠!  Join us on Patreon for new episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod   instagram.com/joehegyes   instagram.com/andrewmuscarella   FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod   tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good Children is a comedy podcast hosted by childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella. It’s a conversation born from a shared past of trying to be perfect, of chasing approval and gold stars, and now navigating the weird, often hilarious fallout of that upbringing. Each episode feels like pulling up a chair between two friends who are finally letting their guard down, unpacking the anxieties and performative habits that stick around long after the report cards are gone. They talk about the mundane pressures of adult life-the instinct to suck in your stomach, both literally and metaphorically-with a warmth and humor that comes from decades of knowing each other’s secrets. This isn’t a lecture on self-improvement; it’s a weekly, laugh-filled excavation of what it means to have been a “good” kid and the messy, ongoing work of figuring out who you are after that. Produced in collaboration with Studio71 and Confetti Cannon, the podcast finds comedy in the relatable tension between who we were raised to be and the people we actually are, one candid, meandering conversation at a time.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

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