Teddy Roosevelt in the Amazon

Teddy Roosevelt in the Amazon

Author: Bronson Swagger Industries March 25, 2026 Duration: 1:45:49

Like all family trips, this one ends in disaster.

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Bronson Swagger Industries presents How The West Was Fucked, a podcast that drags the sanitized myths of frontier history through the mud where they often belong. This isn't a polished, reverent lecture; it's a raw and profane excavation of the 19th century American West, focusing on the greed, violence, and sheer absurdity that defined the era. Each episode tackles a different chapter of this fucked-up fuckery, from infamous outlaws and broken treaties to dubious entrepreneurs and everyday chaos, all delivered with a darkly comedic edge that feels more like a conversation at a saloon than a classroom. You'll hear the stories behind the stories, the human failures and systemic messes that get glossed over in grand narratives. The tone is intentionally brash and unfiltered, for listeners who prefer their history without the varnish. It’s the kind of podcast that argues the West wasn't just won, but was often a spectacular and gruesome disaster in the making. Dive in for a deeply researched yet irreverent take that connects the past's complexities to a modern sensibility, all while sitting around a digital campfire with a host who isn't afraid to call a spade a bloody shovel. Support for the show comes through listener contributions and, yes, there is merchandise available for those who want to wear their appreciation for unvarnished history.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 92

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Harry Tracy Pt.3 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:10:15
If your drunken posse won't get the job done, get farm kids to do it. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldw…
Harry Tracy Pt.2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 54:08
Harry's escape takes him from Salem to Seattle. Don't worry the posses are still just as drunk as before. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwas…
Harry Tracy Pt.1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:29:48
One of the Pacific Northwest's famous manhunts for possible Wildbunch man. Make sure your posse is as drunk as possible. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon…
Buffalo Bill Cody & Annie Oakley Pt.3 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:09:10
The showman and the sureshot...manifest entertainment! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #…
Buffalo Bill Cody & Annie Oakley Pt.2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:06:46
The show must go on, no matter how drunk the buffalo are. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwes…
Buffalo Bill & Annie Oakley Pt.1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:35:50
More than anyone else, Buffalo Bill helped create how people saw the Ol' West, even when it was the current west and they were living it at the time. And his star attraction was Annie Oakley, the sure shot. T-Shirts by H…
Baranov & The Russian 'Merican Fur Co. #4 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:29:59
Baranov runs outta sea otters so he goes to Californy, kills em all there, then goes to Hawaii for sandalwood and spam, then dies of good weather. The end. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest…
Baranov & The Russian American Fur Co. Pt.3 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:13:19
Baranov wants to kill all the sea otters but thanks to the Tlingit folk stopping him at Sitka, we do have some left. Thank your local Tlingit today. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #sitka…
Baranov & The Russian American Fur Co. Pt.2 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:37:01
More extermination for fur profit! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest
Alexander Baranov & The Russian America Fur Co. Pt.1 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:25:45
Look ma, I can see Russian from my backyard...and the Russians are butchering sea otters by the ton. This is worse than shooting your dog. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked |…