Humor From News
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$10M Justin to 100 years Caesar salad jokes - Humor from news!
- $10million performer
- paper checks at target
- Justin Timberlake’s bar
- Pastor’s flight upgrade
- Fake olive oil
- Caesar salad
And more & more
Let us start this week’s highlights..
Justin Timberlake to open Scottish sports bar after DWI arrest
Here comes his own song lyrics..He must have some super natural power.
Everybody says, "say something"
Say something, say something
Do you believe in mystical powers and blessings. Here is one for you this week.
Woman wins $5million jackpot shortly after finishing breast cancer treatment.
Universe has plans for everyone. It’s a question of time and patience. In this case being a patient.
Changing subject to our favorite airline news..
United plane loses tire during takeoff at Los Angeles International airport.
Now I know why the hostess crew ask to open the window shades during take off and landing. It’s is better to know what is leaving behind the take-off time. You just don’t want to hear it is the tire and lose your sanity all during the flight
On the same airline story front, let us move to the boarding gate scenarios
A pastor is facing federal charges for allegedly assaulting his wife after she got upgraded and he didn’t.
His next week’s sermon at the Church will be on how to handle any difficult situation especially if you are with your spouse.
Let us talk about the much anticipated costliest wedding for this century.
12 July, India’s most anticipated wedding of the year- Ambani mega-wedding.
$10 million for Justin Bieber’s performance fees.
My thinking goes, whether I should try my lottery buying passion again?
Something you never know on the salad side..
Caesar salad is celebrating its 100th anniversary after being invented in Mexico in 1924.
First, I thought it was named after a historic Roman Emperor. In reality the salad was named after Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant restaurator. Second, Mexico is the original place
Related to Caesar salad, who it contains oil wise? You know the answer!
Italian authorities confiscate almost $1 million in fake olive oil
So what was going inside my salad all these years? Next time, you may carry your own oil.
On the same salad business but make sure you decide the side-dish.
Silkworm satay? Singapore approves insects as food
So if you see something moving in your food, it is the food you ordered in the first place
Target will stop accepting personal checks from customers starting July 15, the latest retailer to stop taking the increasingly rare form of payment
One more last pleasure to go away. Shopper patiently opening the purse, taking the glasses out and finding the check book. Then fill in the check details and tear the sheet carefully. An influencer would have made 50 shorts by that time in the social media!
Nearly all AT&T cell customers’ call and text records exposed in a massive breach
Besides myself, now the hacker knows how many unwanted marketing Spam calls I am getting every day!
Till you get that next marketing scam call, breathe and relax your day.
Thanks for your time..See you next week!