Humor From News
Quote of the week
“When I discovered that my great-grandfather had been a moonshine man, it felt like my love for whiskey was fated.”
— Beyoncé
Things to ponder:
117 years, the age of the world’s oldest person, Maria Branyas Morera, who just died in Spain. She attributed her longevity to several factors, including “lots of positivity and staying away from toxic people.”
Let us start the this week’s contents:
Word of the week
Vertiginous
What is the meaning?
Causing vertigo, especially by being extremely high or steep.
Please don’t mix up with the high from your evening drinks!
What’s new this week?
Starbucks, AirTag, TikTok, Crabs - Humor From News
1 Let us start with the place we are more familiar with.
Starbucks new CEO gets private jet to commute to work.
Starbucks brings back Pumpkin Spice Latte earlier than ever.
When you see long queues for Latte, you will appreciate the need for CEO to get to work soon.
2 Next the creative way of using technology.
California woman fed up with stolen mail sends Apple AirTag to herself to catch thief
Police should reward her and Apple to send her AirTags life-time supplies free.
3 TikTok can’t be left behind in this week’s news
TikTok influencer’s love for Cucumbers captivates his millions of followers.
Coming soon, red chilly peppers, to offset the cucumber effects
4 After social media comes the appearance challenges, especially for women
$12000 for a quick surgical procedure that can permanently change your eye color
Makeup sets and eyebrow tweaks looks so cheap now.
5 What should you do when you trek or scale mountains?
Tourists scaling the Great Wall of China can get food delivered by drone
Your backpack is lighter now, but replaced by many phone batteries to be available on the network all the time!
6 Next some crazy zoo news
Woman climbs over zoo fence to touch Bengal tiger.
She mistook the big cat as a pet. Or someone said touching Tiger brings good luck!
7 Baby food news next
Two-thirds of supermarket baby foods in the US contain far too much sugar and salt
Now don’t complain kids are hyper and also grumpy
8 Place means everything. True for scissors too
An airport in Japan shut down because a pair of scissors went missing
If you reach your destination from a flight safe, count your blessings!
9 Time to talk about crabs
Billions of crabs vanished around Alaska. Scientists have evidence it will happen again
Like animals behavior before natural disasters, this could also mean something.
10 creative lodging for the future
A flight instructor is developing his own airport and pilot lodge in Alaska.
No security checks needed. And you will start and end the flight at the same spot!
11 Jennifer, you know..
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are divorcing after two years
Now we can focus back on politics and daily life!
12 Swiping and boredom
New research found that swiping through one video after another is probably making you even more bored.
Too late to change that habit. Children are expert now, even before they enter school life!
See you next time! In the mean time smile everyday. Life is short and yet beautiful!
