Jesus… Is this Still Here?

Jesus… Is this Still Here?

Author: Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! March 21, 2026 Duration: 0:00
I forgot to mention that I did another episode of The F Plus a while back. I’m a bad person for not remembering to share it. I wasn’t super happy with my performance or attitude on this episode, but I’m told it isn’t bad.

Ever feel like the online world is just too much? The endless scroll, the bizarre headlines, the deeply personal confessions in anonymous forums-it’s a lot to process alone. That’s where Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! comes in. Host Lou dives into the digital deep end so you don’t have to, surfacing with the strangest, most surprising, and often unintentionally hilarious content the web has to offer. This podcast is a weekly audio tour through the corners of culture, fitness fads, health debates, and societal quirks that dominate our feeds, all filtered through a lens of genuine curiosity and sharp comedy. You’ll hear Lou give voice to the things you didn't want to hear about, from questionable life advice and viral trends to intimate discussions about sexuality and wellness, all delivered with a mix of bewilderment and empathy. It’s a communal sigh and a shared laugh about the absurdity of modern life, transforming the overwhelming noise of the internet into an engaging, human conversation. Tune in for a dose of reality, served with a side of commentary, as this podcast makes sense of the digital chaos one clickbait article and heartfelt Reddit thread at a time.
Author: Language: en-us Episodes: 100

Lou Reads the Internet for YOU!
Podcast Episodes
Lou Reads ep118: Tales of Anal Destruction from FetLife.com [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 33:45
Hey, I’m talking to you! If would you take that 2 liter bottle of soda out of your ass once in a while maybe you could pay attention to me when I tell you that I just read from the highly disturbing pages of Fetlife.com…
Lou Reads Black Friday Nightmares from AskReddit [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 36:35
Hey, 2013 is over! The holiday season is over! What better time than now to look back at the experiences of the retail workers who had to deal with insane shoppers on Black Friday! Ok, I agree. Anytime would have been fi…
Lou Reads ep115: True Stories of Emergency Medical Service Workers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 43:33
Hey, next time your pondering taking that razor blade swallowing bet your friends dared you to do, or you’re about to impale yourself with a giant dildo while on your Lil’ Rascal Scooter, take a moment to think of the me…
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Duration: 0:00
Hey everyone, about a month or so ago I was interviewed by Alex Shaw for the Digital Gonzo podcast. We discuss the origin of the podcast and all manner of topics. I had a great time doing it so if you’re interested in a…
Lou Reads about The Demons that Cause Wet Dreams. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 38:41
I have no words for how silly this episode is. Look, if you think that your nocturnal emissions, wet dreams, night-spooges, etc… are caused by filthy spirits touching your boy/girl parts, then you should probably get pro…
Lou Reads Tales of Phenazepam Drug Trip Nightmares [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 41:56
Ok, so you got your hands on a not-yet-illegal, mega-effective, pharmaceutical grade benzodiazapine. This stuff is so powerful that it makes you forget you took it so you keep taking it until you black out and lose days…
Lou Reads from The NiceGuy (Men Going Their Own Way) Forums [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 36:38
This week I’m reading from the forums of The-Niceguy.com. If you really don’t like American women then you are going to enjoy this episode. If you ARE an American woman then… why are so terrible? Ask yourself that! Well,…
Lou Reads Ladyboy Pattay Forum [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 34:37
Who hasn’t been intrigued by the mysteries of the Third Sex. Of course I’m talking about those mysterious, curvy women whose panties conceal a hidden wang. Oh the allure of the being with a woman whose big old shlong you…