Golden Compass (Feat. Alyce Adams)

Golden Compass (Feat. Alyce Adams)

Author: Sanspants Radio June 10, 2016 Duration: 1:02:31

In which our heroes' kids get kidnapped by Gobblers and they set out to rescue them, but pause along the way to fix The Golden Compass. We fall asleep during the film, break down how to adapt YA and just assume bears would want to protect their bear king. Gabe didn't re-watch the film, Zammit wants to kill a kid and special guest Alyce wonders why they'd cast big names to do one line and then bugger off. So sit back, cut out all your religious allegories so you don't offend anyone and wait for the next adaptation. Maybe this time it'll be good. 

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