Golden Compass (Feat. Alyce Adams)

Golden Compass (Feat. Alyce Adams)

Author: Sanspants Radio June 10, 2016 Duration: 1:02:31

In which our heroes' kids get kidnapped by Gobblers and they set out to rescue them, but pause along the way to fix The Golden Compass. We fall asleep during the film, break down how to adapt YA and just assume bears would want to protect their bear king. Gabe didn't re-watch the film, Zammit wants to kill a kid and special guest Alyce wonders why they'd cast big names to do one line and then bugger off. So sit back, cut out all your religious allegories so you don't offend anyone and wait for the next adaptation. Maybe this time it'll be good. 

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Ever watch a movie and find yourself mentally rewriting the third act, or wondering how a promising idea went so wrong? That’s the exact spirit of Movie Maintenance, a podcast from Sanspants Radio that dives into the world of cinema with a uniquely hands-on approach. Think of it as a workshop for films, where each episode picks apart a Hollywood hit or miss-not just to critique, but to actively rebuild. The hosts operate from a playful yet passionate conviction: they can do it better. What you’ll hear is a lively blend of scene-by-scene review, speculative fan fiction, and what they call ‘armchair producing,’ as they brainstorm alternative plots, characters, and endings. It’s less about simply pointing out flaws and more about the creative fun of fixing them, whether the film is a beloved classic or a notorious flop. This podcast is for anyone who loves talking about movies beyond a simple thumbs up or down, offering a space where passionate film discussion meets imaginative problem-solving. So if you’ve ever shouted at the screen with a better idea, you’ll find a kindred spirit here.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

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