Helen of Troy

Helen of Troy

Author: BBC Radio 4 May 17, 2020 Duration: 27:34

Natalie Haynes tells stories of the most beautiful woman in the world, who hatched from an egg and was the daughter of Zeus: Helen of Troy. Men fought over her from an early age, but was she really to blame for all those wars on epic scale?

Helen's face may have launched a thousand ships but it didn't make her happy: being kidnapped repeatedly does not make for contented relationships. How have her life and beauty been exploited by writers and artists across the centuries, to justify their own world-views?

In this locked down, more intimate version of her show, Natalie offers escape to a different realm: the mythological. As fresh and funny as ever, Natalie brings us new insights into feathery sex as well as gossipy erudition from a couple of thousand years of culture, with the help of Professor Edith Hall.


Ever wondered what would happen if the ancient world got a proper comedy roast? That’s the territory explored in Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics, a production from BBC Radio 4. Here, the dusty figures of Greece and Rome are pulled off their pedestals and thrust into the spotlight of a stand-up routine. Haynes, with a sharp wit and deep scholarly knowledge, doesn’t just recite myths and histories; she interrogates them, finding the humor, hypocrisy, and startling humanity in gods, emperors, and mythical monsters. Each episode focuses on a specific character or theme, weaving together punchlines with genuine insight, making Cicero relatable and Medea’s problems a bit more contemporary. You’ll hear the ancient world discussed not with hushed reverence, but with the energy of a comedy club, where the foibles of Zeus or the political machinations in the Roman senate are ripe material. This podcast uniquely sits at the crossroads of comedy and history, proving that stories thousands of years old still have plenty to say about power, love, and revenge, and that they can be laugh-out-loud funny in the telling. It’s for anyone who likes their learning delivered with a generous side of humor, transforming what might seem like a niche subject into engaging, accessible, and thoroughly entertaining listening.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics
Podcast Episodes
Suetonius [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:34
Natalie tells the story of Suetonius, biographer of the Caesars and friend of Pliny the Younger. She's joined by guests Professor Llewelyn Morgan and biographer and journalist Anita Anand. Classical knowledge is fragile:…
Homer: The Iliad [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:15
Natalie Haynes stands up for Homer's Iliad, in an extraordinary tour-de-force performance recorded in the BBC's Radio Theatre in Broadcasting House. The original epic story would most probably have been performed from me…
Roman British Women: Claudia Severa. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:44
Natalie Haynes tells the stories of the handful of Roman-British women whose traces stay with us: a fierce queen, a slave woman freed for love, the so-called 'Ivory Bangle Lady' and Claudia Severa, whose invitation to he…
Aristotle [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:29
Natalie Haynes stands up for Greek philosopher-scientist Aristotle, with Dr Adam Rutherford and Professor Edith Hall. This week Natalie explores why it's so easy to fall in love with Aristotle, have fun with his Nicomach…
Livy [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:35
Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London. Natalie is a recovering comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome. Each week she…
Euripides [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:23
Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London. Natalie is a recovering comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome. Each week she…
Phryne [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:20
Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London. Natalie is a recovering comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome. Each week she…
Horace [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 25:27
Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London. Natalie is a recovering comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome. Each week she…
Sappho [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 24:43
Natalie Haynes and guests return for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London. Natalie is a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome. This time she…
Lucian [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:37
Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London. Natalie is a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome. Now she standin…