The Aeneid

The Aeneid

Author: BBC Radio 4 September 2, 2025 Duration: 27:52

In a tour de force solo performance, Natalie takes on Virgil's great poem in 28 minutes.. and wins.

In 12 books of Latin verse we follow the hero, the Trojan Prince Aeneas, as he leads the survivors of Troy to found a new city in Italy. Along the way he battles vengeful Juno, tells of the Trojan Horse and the Fall of Troy, loves and leaves Dido in Carthage, enters Hades, eats some tables and then sees his ships turn into sea nymphs and swim away from attack. Then there is more fighting until our hero emerges triumphant.

The poet Virgil died before finishing it and ordered it to be burned, but luckily his orders were disregarded by Augustus, the first Emperor of Rome, for whom The Aeneid was excellent propaganda.

'Rockstar mythologist' Natalie Haynes is the best-selling author of 'Divine Might', 'Stone Blind', and 'A Thousand Ships' as well as a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greek and Rome.

Producer...Beth O'Dea


Ever wondered what would happen if the ancient world got a proper comedy roast? That’s the territory explored in Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics, a production from BBC Radio 4. Here, the dusty figures of Greece and Rome are pulled off their pedestals and thrust into the spotlight of a stand-up routine. Haynes, with a sharp wit and deep scholarly knowledge, doesn’t just recite myths and histories; she interrogates them, finding the humor, hypocrisy, and startling humanity in gods, emperors, and mythical monsters. Each episode focuses on a specific character or theme, weaving together punchlines with genuine insight, making Cicero relatable and Medea’s problems a bit more contemporary. You’ll hear the ancient world discussed not with hushed reverence, but with the energy of a comedy club, where the foibles of Zeus or the political machinations in the Roman senate are ripe material. This podcast uniquely sits at the crossroads of comedy and history, proving that stories thousands of years old still have plenty to say about power, love, and revenge, and that they can be laugh-out-loud funny in the telling. It’s for anyone who likes their learning delivered with a generous side of humor, transforming what might seem like a niche subject into engaging, accessible, and thoroughly entertaining listening.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics
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