The Aeneid

The Aeneid

Author: BBC Radio 4 September 2, 2025 Duration: 27:52

In a tour de force solo performance, Natalie takes on Virgil's great poem in 28 minutes.. and wins.

In 12 books of Latin verse we follow the hero, the Trojan Prince Aeneas, as he leads the survivors of Troy to found a new city in Italy. Along the way he battles vengeful Juno, tells of the Trojan Horse and the Fall of Troy, loves and leaves Dido in Carthage, enters Hades, eats some tables and then sees his ships turn into sea nymphs and swim away from attack. Then there is more fighting until our hero emerges triumphant.

The poet Virgil died before finishing it and ordered it to be burned, but luckily his orders were disregarded by Augustus, the first Emperor of Rome, for whom The Aeneid was excellent propaganda.

'Rockstar mythologist' Natalie Haynes is the best-selling author of 'Divine Might', 'Stone Blind', and 'A Thousand Ships' as well as a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greek and Rome.

Producer...Beth O'Dea


Ever wondered what would happen if the ancient world got a proper comedy roast? That’s the territory explored in Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics, a production from BBC Radio 4. Here, the dusty figures of Greece and Rome are pulled off their pedestals and thrust into the spotlight of a stand-up routine. Haynes, with a sharp wit and deep scholarly knowledge, doesn’t just recite myths and histories; she interrogates them, finding the humor, hypocrisy, and startling humanity in gods, emperors, and mythical monsters. Each episode focuses on a specific character or theme, weaving together punchlines with genuine insight, making Cicero relatable and Medea’s problems a bit more contemporary. You’ll hear the ancient world discussed not with hushed reverence, but with the energy of a comedy club, where the foibles of Zeus or the political machinations in the Roman senate are ripe material. This podcast uniquely sits at the crossroads of comedy and history, proving that stories thousands of years old still have plenty to say about power, love, and revenge, and that they can be laugh-out-loud funny in the telling. It’s for anyone who likes their learning delivered with a generous side of humor, transforming what might seem like a niche subject into engaging, accessible, and thoroughly entertaining listening.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics
Podcast Episodes
Pompeii [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 28:54
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Cicero [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:36
Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London. Natalie is a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome. Now she's stand…
Clytemnestra [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:29
"Rock star classicist" and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. In these series she explores (historical and mythological) lives from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance toda…
Jocasta [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:43
"Rock star classicist" and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. In these series she explores (historical and mythological) lives from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance toda…
Pandora [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:51
"Rock star classicist" and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. In these series she explores (historical and mythological) lives from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance toda…
Medusa [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:46
"Rock star classicist" and reformed stand-up Natalie Haynes is obsessed with the ancient world. In these series she explores (historical and mythological) lives from ancient Rome and Greece that still have resonance toda…
Penelope [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:13
Natalie Haynes tells stories of Penelope, the clever woman and perfect wife behind The Odyssey. Penelope fends off a hundred idiot would-be suitors with an exhausting programme of weaving and un-weaving; is the ideal sin…
Eurydice [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:13
Natalie Haynes tells stories of Eurydice, whose rescue from the Underworld was bungled by her lover Orpheus. How has her story been uncovered from sources that no longer exist? Eurydice is chased by a sex-pest at her wed…
Penthesilea, Amazon Warrior Queen [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:45
Natalie Haynes tells of Penthesilea, Amazon warrior queen, in charge of ‘a bunch of golden-shielded, silver-axed, man-loving, boy-killing women,’ with a natty line in ankle boots, and even trousers, a scandalous item of…
Helen of Troy [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 27:34
Natalie Haynes tells stories of the most beautiful woman in the world, who hatched from an egg and was the daughter of Zeus: Helen of Troy. Men fought over her from an early age, but was she really to blame for all those…