Porn Minus Porn

Porn Minus Porn

Author: 5th Quarter Media Language: English Episodes: 29
Imagine a stage in Chicago where actors are handed a script they've never seen before. The catch? The pages contain the earnest, often hilariously overwrought dialogue and stage directions from actual adult films. Porn Minus Porn captures the unpredictable comedy of this live show, where performers commit fully to the material while deliberately skipping the, well, porn part. What's left is a surreal and sidesplitting examination of the strange narratives and emotional beats that exist just outside the main event. Each episode of this podcast presents a fresh cold reading, showcasing the actors' spontaneous reactions as they navigate awkward professions of love, bizarre plot twists, and intensely specific sound effect cues. Produced by 5th Quarter Media, the recording strips away the expected context, leaving the raw, ridiculous skeleton of a very peculiar genre. It’s a study in absurdity, highlighting how ordinary-and extraordinarily funny-these scripts can sound when delivered with sincere theatrical flair in a room full of laughing strangers. Tune in to hear talented comedians and improvisers tackle the challenge, finding humor not in parody, but in the earnest and deadpan delivery of some of the most unconventional writing you’ll ever encounter. The result is a uniquely clever comedy podcast that celebrates the unexpected art of performance and the sheer weirdness of the source material.
Episodes
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:50
How hard could it be to make a decent Star Wars porn parody? Apparently very hard. Listen to a lackluster retelling of the original Star Wars film that somehow includes just four sex scenes, each less inspired than the l…
118: First Date [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 21:13
Sophie finally goes on a date with the guy who's been bugging her since the season premiere. There's a ton of boring dialogue about poker. Maya tries to rebound by sleeping with her yoga instructor. Bella reunites with h…
117: Down for the Count [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 21:00
Maya's kickboxing career is over before it begins. Sophie refuses to sleep with a client to win his business. Bella and Andre have a lovers' quarrel. And Vincent attempts to photograph the single dumbest model in the his…
116: Girls Night Out [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:19
Sophie, Regina, Bella and Maya blow off steam at a night club. Maya's kickboxing trainer shares his true feelings. And Sophie's boss Avi ascends to super-creep status. You may note we've got an episode missing before thi…
114: Ménage à Top [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 15:02
Sophie finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her awful boss Avi. Maya finally quenches her urge and sleeps with her trainer. And a three-way with her best friend and a coworker leaves Cassia heartbroken. In Porn Minu…
113: Shoegasm [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:51
Maya sucks at her new job, but a fling with a hated coworker kinda makes up for it. Bella reconnects with a film director pal from her past. And Sophie attempts to heal from her crush on her boss with some retail therapy…
112: Working Girls [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 21:53
Sophie wrestles with the discovery that her sister Bella is an erotic model. Maya hooks up with a random guy to relieve the stress from not being able to hook up with her personal trainer. Bella has uninspired role play…
111: Sister Act [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 22:16
We rewind to the very first episode of the first season of Cinemax's soft-core series "Life on Top." Meet brilliant college senior Sophie and her bombshell erotic model sister Bella. How will Sophie and her college roomm…
110: Exhibitionist [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 19:43
In the thrilling Season 2 finale of "Life on Top," all the cliffhangers that have been left dangling are tied up in one sexy bow. What was up with Vincent's phone call at the farm? Will Peter and Tippi work out? Will Avi…
109: The Angelina Effect [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 18:16
In this episode, Club Embryo hires a smokin' hot new bartender named Nikki. The entire cast is transfixed by her sheer sexual charisma. Porn Minus Porn is a live recording of Under the Gun Theater's recreation of a scrip…