Pretending to be People

Pretending to be People

Author: Pretending to be People Language: English Episodes: 100
There’s something wrong in the town of Contention, and the local police officers are hilariously out of their depth trying to figure it out. Pretending to be People follows Zach, Thomas, Luke, and Joe as they improvise their way through a sprawling, dice-driven mystery that blends genuine horror with relentless comedy. Every session is an unpredictable ride, where a bad roll can plunge their characters into absurd chaos or genuine terror, often in the same scene. This isn't just a scripted story; it's a living game where the stakes feel real, thanks to the Delta Green and Pulp Cthulhu systems shaping their fate. The charm of this podcast lies in the group's dynamic-their friendship and quick wit turn moments of dread into laugh-out-loud detours, without ever letting the underlying tension fully dissolve. You’ll hear the genuine reactions as they grapple with cosmic horrors and bizarre small-town secrets, trying to keep their characters alive, or at least functional. It’s that balance of authentic tabletop play, where the rules matter and the jokes fly fast, that makes each episode so engaging. For anyone who enjoys the spontaneous magic of role-playing games, where a plan can fall apart with a single dice clatter, this series captures that specific, chaotic energy perfectly. Tune in not just for the unraveling conspiracy, but for the feeling of sitting at the table with friends who are just as likely to crack a joke as they are to stumble upon something truly unnerving.
Episodes
S2E49 - Close Your Eyes and Let Me Tell You a Story [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:25:09
Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along o…
S2E48 - You Could Use God (with Ellinor DiLorenzo) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:34
Just in time. It's nice to hit a finale when it feels so right. Honestly can't wait to see what comes of this mess. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Andro…
S2E47 - To Persuade Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:08:58
Alternate episode titles include: Zach's Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I'm a Withard, and Pitch a Wish. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & A…
S2E46 - Only One Can Survive (with Ellinor DiLorenzo) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:37
THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK O…
Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:39
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three e…
S2E45 - Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:38
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SH…
S2E44 - A Deal With Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:04:33
The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that's a mime. Support the show on Patreon. This episode features Ellinor DiLor…
S2E43 - Ask Away (with Ellinor DiLorenzo) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:48
More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here i…
S2E42 - Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:38
Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month o…
S2E41 - Into The Tug Hole: Am I Destroyed? [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 56:23
Julius and Stump continue their journeys. For now. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffl…