S2E32 - We're Allowed to be Anywhere

S2E32 - We're Allowed to be Anywhere

Author: Pretending to be People July 10, 2023 Duration: 55:47

Alternate titles:

Double Fisting His Wake Up Juice // Let Daddy Do His Work // You've Wrapped Your Uncle in a Wall of Thighs

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Soundtrack by WAAAVV.

Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.


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There’s something wrong in the town of Contention, and the local police officers are hilariously out of their depth trying to figure it out. Pretending to be People follows Zach, Thomas, Luke, and Joe as they improvise their way through a sprawling, dice-driven mystery that blends genuine horror with relentless comedy. Every session is an unpredictable ride, where a bad roll can plunge their characters into absurd chaos or genuine terror, often in the same scene. This isn't just a scripted story; it's a living game where the stakes feel real, thanks to the Delta Green and Pulp Cthulhu systems shaping their fate. The charm of this podcast lies in the group's dynamic-their friendship and quick wit turn moments of dread into laugh-out-loud detours, without ever letting the underlying tension fully dissolve. You’ll hear the genuine reactions as they grapple with cosmic horrors and bizarre small-town secrets, trying to keep their characters alive, or at least functional. It’s that balance of authentic tabletop play, where the rules matter and the jokes fly fast, that makes each episode so engaging. For anyone who enjoys the spontaneous magic of role-playing games, where a plan can fall apart with a single dice clatter, this series captures that specific, chaotic energy perfectly. Tune in not just for the unraveling conspiracy, but for the feeling of sitting at the table with friends who are just as likely to crack a joke as they are to stumble upon something truly unnerving.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

Pretending to be People
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S2E53 - Super Secret Trap Door [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

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Duration: 58:17
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Duration: 1:25:09
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Duration: 1:03:34
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Duration: 1:08:58
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Duration: 1:02:37
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