S2E42 - Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box

S2E42 - Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box

Author: Pretending to be People November 28, 2023 Duration: 1:00:38

Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God.

We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer).

Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon.

This episode features a jazz cover by ARI.

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Soundtrack by WAAAVV.

Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.


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There’s something wrong in the town of Contention, and the local police officers are hilariously out of their depth trying to figure it out. Pretending to be People follows Zach, Thomas, Luke, and Joe as they improvise their way through a sprawling, dice-driven mystery that blends genuine horror with relentless comedy. Every session is an unpredictable ride, where a bad roll can plunge their characters into absurd chaos or genuine terror, often in the same scene. This isn't just a scripted story; it's a living game where the stakes feel real, thanks to the Delta Green and Pulp Cthulhu systems shaping their fate. The charm of this podcast lies in the group's dynamic-their friendship and quick wit turn moments of dread into laugh-out-loud detours, without ever letting the underlying tension fully dissolve. You’ll hear the genuine reactions as they grapple with cosmic horrors and bizarre small-town secrets, trying to keep their characters alive, or at least functional. It’s that balance of authentic tabletop play, where the rules matter and the jokes fly fast, that makes each episode so engaging. For anyone who enjoys the spontaneous magic of role-playing games, where a plan can fall apart with a single dice clatter, this series captures that specific, chaotic energy perfectly. Tune in not just for the unraveling conspiracy, but for the feeling of sitting at the table with friends who are just as likely to crack a joke as they are to stumble upon something truly unnerving.
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