Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG003

Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG003

Author: The Funk Assassin April 6, 2026 Duration: 2:01:08
Step a little closer… this one’s different. Velvety Grooves VG003 isn’t just a mix, it’s a mood. A slow burn. The kind of energy that wraps around you, pulls you in, and doesn’t let go. From the very first drop, you feel it. That deep, rolling groove, smooth, confident, a little bit dangerous. A sun-kissed rework of Sylvester’s “Mighty” sets the tone, and before you know it, you’re locked into something hypnotic. Then “Zeus” glides in, warm, euphoric, effortless, like golden hour on a dancefloor that never sleeps. This mix moves, but it doesn’t rush. It teases. Basslines that slide instead of hit. Chords that shimmer instead of shout. Vocals that feel like they’re meant just for you. There’s a certain kind of confidence running through this one. The playful bounce of “We Like to Party”, the irresistible pull of “Amore Automatico”, the sun-soaked glow of Nu Genea, it’s all curated to make you feel something. And then it lifts. “Wake Up!” hits and suddenly the room feels lighter, brighter, like everyone’s locked into the same moment. “Love Ain’t Over” softens things just enough, before “Wonderful Life ’25” takes you somewhere higher, eyes closed, hands up, completely gone. By the time “It’s Alright” closes things out, you’re not the same as when you pressed play. This is that late-night energy. The kind that turns heads without trying. The kind that makes you move a little slower, a little closer. Whether it’s pre-drinks, the dancefloor, or that moment after when the music’s still playing and nobody wants to leave, VG003 knows exactly what it’s doing. Press play. Feel it build. And let the velvet do the talking.

Each episode of The Funk Assassin is a curated journey through the sounds that built dance floors, from the foundational four-on-the-floor of classic house to the slap of a vintage funk bassline. This podcast is a direct line to the DJ booth, hosted by the curator himself, offering a weekly dose of rhythm designed to move you. You'll hear a carefully blended selection where the finest new releases sit comfortably next to undeniable classics, all punctuated by those killer remixes that make you rediscover a track. The focus is on a specific feeling-that uplifting, groove-heavy pulse that defines disco, house, funk, and dance music at its most decadent. It’s about the seamless mix, the energy between tracks, and that moment when the beat takes over. Consider this your regular invitation to lose yourself in the mix, a sustained hour of pure Discothèque Decadence served straight from the turntables. The Funk Assassin builds these sets with a selector's ear, ensuring every episode is both a party and a deep-cut education in groove. So, whether you're cooking dinner or need the perfect soundtrack for your commute, this podcast delivers a consistent, expertly-mixed injection of joy. Have Funk!
Author: Language: English Episodes: 100

The Funk Assassin
Podcast Episodes
New Years Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD016 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:59:28
Champagne cold. Lights low. Midnight approaching. This is my New Year’s Nu-Disco House Party Mix — built for the moment when the room is full and nobody’s ready to go home. We kick things off in serious style with Sister…
Festive Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD015 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:00:12
A Festive season mix for warm nights, soft lights, and anyone who believes the dancefloor can feel like a heartbeat… This set was crafted with pure affection—for groove, for connection, for that slow-burn heat that rises…
Chic Nu Disco Club Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD014 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:37
✨ Step inside a disco winter wonderland wrapped in velvet. DISCOTHÈQUE DECADENCE PRESENTS: CHIC NU DISCO CLUB MIX (DD014)** “Where CHIC’s mastery meets Studio 54 glamour — with sass tucked neatly in its back pocket.” We…
Manchester Groove Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD013 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:19:57
What started as a casual Madchester session to nod to Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield (Stone Roses & Primal Scream) slipped fast into a full psychedelic plunge through Andrew Weatherall’s heaviest basslines, dubbed-out shadows, an…
80s Remixed - Discothèque Decadence DD012 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:31
Step into the neon afterglow of the 80s — a decade where every synth line shimmered and every beat carried pure attitude. This mix glides through iconic 80s energy reimagined for the modern dance floor. From Kurtis Mantr…
Winter Groove Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD011 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:07:15
Deep Groove Disco Session — Mixed by The Funk Assassin A journey through modern disco gold and timeless soulful reworks, driven by the unmistakable touch of the genre’s finest selectors and remixers. This mix locks you s…
Lovers Groove Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD010 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:33:48
The night begins with a slow burn… Greg Wilson’s version of Love Is the Drug by Roxy Music — a timeless groove celebrating 50 years of a record that still drips with danger, desire, and velvet allure. 🥀✨ From there, we s…
70s-00s Pop Culture Remixed - Discothèque Decadence DD009 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:56
Step inside… the lights are low, the floor is glowing, and the night is ready to misbehave. 🪩 This isn’t just a mix — it’s a love letter to the dance floor. A shimmering journey through the golden pulse of 70s–00s pop cu…
Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG002 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:23
Step inside a world wrapped in velvet, a soundtrack for liminal spaces—where time, emotion, and destiny are in flux. Velvety Grooves VG002 invites you deeper into the shadows, where the lights glow low and the air hums w…