Ep. 39: Writing a Check @ Grocery Store in 2024

Ep. 39: Writing a Check @ Grocery Store in 2024

Author: Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ March 31, 2024 Duration: 1:01:16

Get ready for a wild ride with PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she tackles the everyday absurdities of work, friendship, and modern life. From attempting to take out the damn trash without any damn interruptions to getting to know her bestie, Baroque Medusa, like, for real, this episode is a rollercoaster of sarcasm and common sense. And hold onto your seats for the hysterical saga of PAHMOANAH BULITZ trying to explain the ancient art of writing a damn check to the clueless cash register millennial clerk at the grocery store. Don't miss out on this hilarious and slightly profane journey through life's most bizarre moments!

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In a world that often takes itself too seriously, Top-Shelf Hijynx is the chaotic, laughter-filled antidote. Hosts Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ have forged a unique space where no topic-from the intricacies of modern relationships and baffling cultural trends to the sheer absurdity of daily life-is safe from their sharp, comedic dissection. Their chemistry drives this podcast, blending Medusa's background in writing with their shared, unfiltered perspective. What you'll hear is a genuine conversation that veers from clever sarcasm to heartfelt (if profane) rants, all delivered with a kind of ridiculous silliness that feels like hanging out with your most opinionated friends. It’s a show that finds the common sense in nonsense, even if that logic is delightfully questionable. Expect to be surprised, to laugh loudly, and to occasionally reconsider your own views on everything, all while feeling like you're in on the joke. This isn't polished commentary; it's top-shelf hijynx in its purest form, a comedy and culture podcast built on authentic, messy, and hilarious human connection.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 55

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Ep. 33: Blaine Dean of Blaine Dean Media [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 46:24
In this episode, Medusa welcomes her close friend Blaine Dean, an accomplished lifestyle and editorial photographer with 18 years of experience. Blaine shares his deep passion for photography, recounting how he recently…
Ep. 32: LiViNg_FuNeRaL$ (um, ok.) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:07
In this episode Medusa refutes PAHMOANAH BULITZ's informing her of "Living Funerals", justifying why it's complete nonsense. Medusa also assure jLo that Bennafleck is NOT a hot catch.PS: Yes, Medusa wrote Bennaffleck on…
Ep. 31: Jeff Garcia of Zero Habit Studio [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 17:46
For this episode, Medusa talks to Jeff Garcia, owner of Zero Habit studio. Jeff school's Medusa on the ins and outs of running a traveling photo booth business.Jeff's socials:IG: https://www.instagram.com/zerohabit_studi…
Ep. 30: It's Raining Geckos [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:26
In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts geckos, machetes, and spiders while growing up in Kauai. She also schools Medusa on "GTS".Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on Amazon. Buy it.…
Ep. 29: PAHMOANAH BULITZ Rants A LOT [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:56
Medusa lets PAHMOANAH BULITZ take the lead this episode, allowing her to fill us in on her last two weeks. Let's just say there's a lot of rants....Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on A…
Ep. 28: Running Away From Home (at the age of 4) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 57:22
PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts riding a horse & running away at the impressionable age of 4, which leads to Medusa reminiscing on convincing her brother he was adopted during elementary. PAHMOANAH BULITZ also updates us on th…
Ep. 27 Part II: Nicole Carmody of Evil Eye Design Inc. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 16:09
It's a new year and that means Top-Shelf Hijynx is changing shit up! For our podcast, I wanted to sprinkle in guests. With that, my first guest is Nicole Carmody. She is an artist and recently changed her business name t…
Ep. 27 Part I: Fake Eyelashes...more like Tarantulas!?! [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 38:39
Medusa describes her stint with fake eyelashes, while PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts a horrific medical emergency her friend encountered with the latest beauty trend.I have 2 new ebooks on ⁠Amazon⁠: The Immaculately Obscene N…
Ep. 26: Clink-Clink Gang is SiCk [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 40:51
Happy New Year to our Clink-Clink Gang listeners! Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ are both sick so we apologize in advance for the lack of funniness.PAHMOANAH BULITZ schools Medusa on the latest child discipling going…
Ep. 25: Travis Kelce and his lame a$$ hickey [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:15:13
Merry Christmas! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa cover a lot. From the age Medusa wants to die, to rating Travis Kelce's f*ck-game at a 5.5 out of 10 (a hickey from Taylor Swift), And, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts last…