Ep. 39: Writing a Check @ Grocery Store in 2024

Ep. 39: Writing a Check @ Grocery Store in 2024

Author: Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ March 31, 2024 Duration: 1:01:16

Get ready for a wild ride with PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she tackles the everyday absurdities of work, friendship, and modern life. From attempting to take out the damn trash without any damn interruptions to getting to know her bestie, Baroque Medusa, like, for real, this episode is a rollercoaster of sarcasm and common sense. And hold onto your seats for the hysterical saga of PAHMOANAH BULITZ trying to explain the ancient art of writing a damn check to the clueless cash register millennial clerk at the grocery store. Don't miss out on this hilarious and slightly profane journey through life's most bizarre moments!

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In a world that often takes itself too seriously, Top-Shelf Hijynx is the chaotic, laughter-filled antidote. Hosts Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ have forged a unique space where no topic-from the intricacies of modern relationships and baffling cultural trends to the sheer absurdity of daily life-is safe from their sharp, comedic dissection. Their chemistry drives this podcast, blending Medusa's background in writing with their shared, unfiltered perspective. What you'll hear is a genuine conversation that veers from clever sarcasm to heartfelt (if profane) rants, all delivered with a kind of ridiculous silliness that feels like hanging out with your most opinionated friends. It’s a show that finds the common sense in nonsense, even if that logic is delightfully questionable. Expect to be surprised, to laugh loudly, and to occasionally reconsider your own views on everything, all while feeling like you're in on the joke. This isn't polished commentary; it's top-shelf hijynx in its purest form, a comedy and culture podcast built on authentic, messy, and hilarious human connection.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 55

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Ep. 24: PAHMOANAH BULITZ = M.I.A. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 4:09
PAHMOANAH BULITZ is indeed M.I.A. due to her first winter storm's power outage. No worries though, Medusa picks up the slack with an impromptu quickie...you know, the same quickie your dad pulls on your mom before he rol…
Ep. 23: QVC, Squirting + Joe Rogan's Podcast [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 58:19
After catching up on the past week, Baroque Medusa fills in PAHMOANAH BULITZ on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast episode 2072 with Stavros Halkias, which then leads the Clink-Clink Gang down the rabbit hole. Is squirting…
Ep. 22: iPhone update rants + Catching up [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 56:18
It's been a long minute since our last podcast, with that, the Clink-Clink Gang does some catching up. From ranting about the latest iPhone software update, to Medusa confessing her latest "cocaine", to PAHMOANAH BULITZ…
Ep. 21: Growing up in Hawai'i & the Philippines [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 47:33
Happy Thanksgiving from PAHMOANAH BULITZ & Baroque Medusa!On this episode, the Medusa talks about her Maui trip, which then leads to the Clink-Clink Gang discussing growing up/visiting Kauai and the Philippines. It seems…
Ep. 20: TAMALE Season [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 56:03
Good Day to our fellow Clink-Clink people 🍻On this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ know one thing, don't fake it with your trunk open. WE WANT TAMALES. Also, other foods are mentioned..like deep fried Kit Ka…
Ep. 19: Clink-Clink Gang...talking shit? (OF COURSE) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:36:36
Pour your Sunday drank, sit down, buckle up & grab some tissue for your happy tears bitches.On this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang reminisces about Reno 911!, Medusa proclaims her undying love for Nick Swarsdon.Baroque Me…
Ep. 18: The Latest Tattoo Trend..(um, OK😵 ) [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:08
Good Day from the Clink-Clink Gang 🍻On this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ wonder why anyone would want the latest tattoo trend. Plus, never-ending chores and mindless chit-chat.Pick up my new book, ⁠Only (…
Ep. 17: (Boujie) Compliments, Talking Sh*T , and 3D printers [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:40
On this episode, we're all over the map for this episode, but there are some main points.*Clink-Clink Gang mentions the compliments they received since last episode*Medusa's forehead now looks like Quasimodo's back*Red i…
Ep. 16: Dick Pics...YAY (or Nay)? [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:37:18
On this episode,Baroque Medusa states her two conditions when it comes to dick pics.The Clink-Clink Gang discusses self-sabotage.PAHMOANH BULITZ spirals out of control when it comes to her DVR and the state of Oregon's o…
Ep. 15: Clink-Clink Gang FaNtASiZeS about NFL Players [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 53:52
Good Day to our worldwide listeners! For this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang decides Florida is now a "worthy" state. They also fantasize which NFL player they want to party with, have on their podcast, and which NFL play…