Ep. 8: Don Julio 1942 & Ketchup = TRASH

Ep. 8: Don Julio 1942 & Ketchup = TRASH

Author: Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ September 17, 2023 Duration: 59:31
In this episode, Baroque Medusa goes an on epic drunken tirade proclaiming Don Julio 1942 is straight trash, which then leads PAHMOANAH BULLITZ into her distaste for ketchup. Clearly, these two broads have evolved pallets and love their alcohol.

In a world that often takes itself too seriously, Top-Shelf Hijynx is the chaotic, laughter-filled antidote. Hosts Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ have forged a unique space where no topic-from the intricacies of modern relationships and baffling cultural trends to the sheer absurdity of daily life-is safe from their sharp, comedic dissection. Their chemistry drives this podcast, blending Medusa's background in writing with their shared, unfiltered perspective. What you'll hear is a genuine conversation that veers from clever sarcasm to heartfelt (if profane) rants, all delivered with a kind of ridiculous silliness that feels like hanging out with your most opinionated friends. It’s a show that finds the common sense in nonsense, even if that logic is delightfully questionable. Expect to be surprised, to laugh loudly, and to occasionally reconsider your own views on everything, all while feeling like you're in on the joke. This isn't polished commentary; it's top-shelf hijynx in its purest form, a comedy and culture podcast built on authentic, messy, and hilarious human connection.
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Duration: 1:04:19
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Duration: 58:07
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Duration: 17:46
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Ep. 30: It's Raining Geckos [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:26
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Ep. 29: PAHMOANAH BULITZ Rants A LOT [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 42:56
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Duration: 57:22
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Ep. 27 Part II: Nicole Carmody of Evil Eye Design Inc. [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 16:09
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Duration: 38:39
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Duration: 40:51
Happy New Year to our Clink-Clink Gang listeners! Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ are both sick so we apologize in advance for the lack of funniness.PAHMOANAH BULITZ schools Medusa on the latest child discipling going…