Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838

Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838

Author: YMH Studios December 3, 2025 Duration: 1:21:34
SPONSORS: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code YMH at https://bluechew.com Head to https://Mood.com and use code YOURMOM to find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/YMH . Promo Code YMH New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom! Your Mom’s House Ep. 838 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new DraftKings customer. Must register new DraftKings account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to get 1 promo code to redeem a 3-month NBA League Pass subscription, complimentary of DraftKings, and get max. $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Bonus Bet expires in 7 days (168 hours) and stake removed from payout. Token expires 12/7/25. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . NBA League Pass: Subscription auto-renews monthly at then-current price (currently $16.99/mo); cancel anytime. Terms, restrictions, and eligibility requirements apply. Redeem League Pass by 12/19/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Addt’l terms: https://support.watch.nba.com/hc/en-us/articles/9165532876183-League-Pass-Terms-of-Use_ . Offer ends 11/30/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks 00:07:42 - Tom's New Special 00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy 00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation 00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There 00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys 00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr 01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres 01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum 01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage 01:18:55 - Wrap Up 01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At the core of Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura is a simple, brilliant premise: two sharp, hilarious comedians who happen to be married, talking about everything and nothing. Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura, self-styled as the Mommies, have built a wildly popular podcast on the foundation of their unique dynamic, where inside jokes become listener rituals and casual conversations spiral into unforgettable bits. You’ll hear them dissect the oddities of daily life, from the mundanity of dental visits to the intricacies of modern relationships, all filtered through a lens of absurdist comedy. The show naturally veers into discussions on film, television, and the broader culture they’re both observing and often skewering. While they frequently welcome fascinating guests from the comedy world and beyond, the most compelling interviews often feel like extensions of their own living room banter. Listening to this podcast feels less like tuning into a produced show and more like eavesdropping on the funniest, most unhinged couple you know, where a story about a weird dude at the grocery store can lead to a profound societal observation or just a lot of laughter about proper bathroom etiquette. It’s a consistently unpredictable mix of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and pure, unadulterated silliness that has cemented its place as a staple for comedy fans.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Podcast Episodes
Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:18:10
Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t…
FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:21:27
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegur…
Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:14:50
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegur…
A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:49:33
Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegur…
Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:32:51
Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at ⁠https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Men's at ⁠https://SKIMS.com⁠. - Ge…
Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:42:44
Tom's coming to Hanover, Maryland on the 19th as well as all over Indiana Oct. 23th - 26th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour SPONSORS: Use the read where they say http://helixsleep.com/YMH Get…
Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:22:55
New Jersey and and New York Tom's coming to you Oct. 15th, 17th and 18th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUID-IV.COM and get 20% off your fir…
The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:07:29
Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss out on the chance to pick up Christina's 4 new cosmetic products! Ever…
Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg | Your Mom's House Ep. 829 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:59:17
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