15June2024 Wells Fargo jobs to AtmosFear

15June2024 Wells Fargo jobs to AtmosFear

Author: matt ravikumar July 1, 2024 Duration: 6:31

How do you keep yourself motivated and handle day-to-day activities? Get fresh air, if time permits. Eat healthy, once in a while may be. Be active, show up in the gym or take jogging, if the weather permits. Talk to friends, if they are available. Lot of ifs and buts. Time flies and you wish there is a pause button in life.

Do you write daily journals?. How much calories consumed and burnt. Your food intake. Your mood. Your perspective to your own life. At the end of the day, you wish you helped many. You wish you smiled and laughed to bring your charisma out. You think of the past moment in life, where you laughed your heart out that you really cried! You don’t have to send the tears to a lab. Those tears are sounding you are healthy and alive!

Election is coming, so does twitter vs threads social media war. There is enough content for cartoonists, endless sources!

Quote for this week:

If you were to die tomorrow, it will not matter what you accumulated in this life. It wont even matter how many or who your friends were. All of it will be gone. All that you will leave with is your spirit. A good thing to remember when something upsets you. Will this matter to me in 5 years?

Dr Toni Galardi

Word of the week

Inveterate

What is the meaning of the word?

Having a particular habit, activity, or interest that is long-established and unlikely to change.

You may quickly assume your own habits on social media. I am just saying that..

What’s new this week?

Wells Fargo jobs to AtmosFear - Humor from news!

- Faking key board strokes

- Linked-in AI resume

- AtmosFear

- Fiji vacation

- Unaffordable, put more pessimism

- more

Let us start the topics, first bank news

Wells Fargo fired a dozen people accused of faking keyboard strokes.

Now I know why there are long queues every time at the teller counters

Let us go for a virtual ride..

28 people rescued after getting stuck upside down for 30 min on Portland Park ride (named AtmosFear)

They went for instant gratification but got life-long memories!

After the ride comes restroom business.

A Chinese tourist attraction has installed toilet timers.

What will happen after that time? Loud alarm sound or automatic showers inside??

What is your summer vacation plan?. This question is for the singles..

Fiji Vacation: He spoke to a woman at a bus stop on vacation. Then they fell in love.

Change your next vacation from Bali to Fiji, if you are still single.

Next,

Vacation mean walking and being active.

You can burn more calories while walking just by making some simple change, experts say

The first ‘step’ is to start walking..

Want to know what is double pessimism like double expresso?

San Jose California tops in US cities for ‘impossibly unaffordable’.

Impressive title, filled with double pessimism!

Back to some office humor..

Apple worker’s tax form left on office printer showed he made $10,000 more than a woman doing the same job. Now she’s suing.

Quick moral from this news. He should have run faster to the printer!

What AI -artificial intelligence do for you?

LinkedIn’s AI job coach can write your cover letters and edit your resumé

What help you get with the interview? A clone with all the answers will be available?

We have not heard pandemic long time, isn’t?

Former CDC director predicts bird flu pandemic

Why former director saying this? Summer vacation at CDC?

One more research studies results..

Even Temporary Loneliness Can Harm Physical Health. Research study.

Those people must not be using instagram!

Thanks for your time..See you next week!


Ever feel like the daily headlines could use a laugh track? That’s the space where Humor From News lives. Created by matt ravikumar, this daily dose of comedy takes the week’s stories and spins them into something genuinely lighthearted. Each episode draws from his weekly cartoon videos, transforming current events into improvised bits designed to cut through the noise. The aim isn’t just commentary-it’s about carving out a few seconds of relief during a packed day. As the host notes, his own doctor would agree that laughter remains a pretty good prescription. Tuning into this podcast feels like getting the news delivered by a friend who knows exactly how absurd it all can be. The tone is casual and off-the-cuff, fitting its improv roots, and the content itself is freely shared, much like those essential, simple things in life. So if your routine needs a break from the relentless cycle, let these short, clever takes offer a different perspective. You’ll find yourself smiling at the world’s quirks, one headline at a time.
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