8June2024 Vegas heat to magnet fishing jokes

8June2024 Vegas heat to magnet fishing jokes

Author: matt ravikumar July 1, 2024 Duration: 5:52

Hello, from Humor from news, cartoonist channel. I am an author and cartoonist. Cartoonist means not TV cartoons but I make political & economic cartoons you will see in some newspapers. When is the last time you read a physical newspaper?

Anyway, I publish video cartoons in social media on weekly basis. News bring fear and then there is FOMO (fear of missing out). But, there are plenty of news that can give us smile or big laughter!. But we don’t have time to find it on daily basis (o)r they are not in our radar. This is where my effort comes. I want you to know latest news but with little sarcasm added. This will surely help to smile but my goal is the big laughter!

Wish you laughed or smiled more this week!?

Is it just watching or hearing funny news?. No, I do add a content on ‘word for the week’, (or) funny joke of the week’. So you can pretend that you learn something new this week. Like everyone, you may not remember the word after few days. Use it or lose it, policy works here!

Election is coming, so does twitter vs threads social media war. There is enough content for cartoonists, endless sources!

Quote for this week:

If you were to die tomorrow, it will not matter what you accumulated in this life. It wont even matter how many or who your friends were. All of it will be gone. All that you will leave with is your spirit. A good thing to remember when something upsets you. Will this matter to me in 5 years?

Dr Toni Galardi

Word of the week

Epexegesis - The addition of words to clarigy meaning.

This is what we may need when we watch Presidential debates soon!

Take it easy!. Don’t blame the author!

Vegas heat to magnet fishing jokes - Humor from news!

- magnet fishing

- record vegas heat

- airline seat-back screens

- Veteran’s wedding

- EV (electric vehicle) impact

Let us start the topics

Couple finds safe containing $100,000 while magnet fishing in Queens, NY.

What is the difference between optimist and pessimist?

Optimist will think where will they invest this money?

Pessimist will think are they still couple now?

Next Vegas news..

Las Vegas sees second straight day of record-breaking temperatures

what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas . This applies to heat weather also, we assume

Some D-day romance..

World War II veteran weds near Normandy's D-Day beaches. He's 100 and his bride is 96.

Age is just a number..another reminder

News about flying or flight attendants..

American Airlines flight attendants say their pay is so low, they fight for airplane meals to save money and sleep in their cars

There is a saying, ‘All that glitters is not gold’

We are not done with airlines..

United Airlines starts serving passengers personalized ads on seat-back screens

When was the last time airline screens were just for entertainment?

California program testing per-mile tax rates on drivers.

Electric vehicle side-effect. State needs money if they lose money from taxes on gas stations, isn’t?

Finally some good old news..In this case 84 years back

A library book borrowed in 1939 was returned after 84 years.

My question: is there a limit on library late fines?

Thanks for your time..See you or read this next week!


Ever feel like the daily headlines could use a laugh track? That’s the space where Humor From News lives. Created by matt ravikumar, this daily dose of comedy takes the week’s stories and spins them into something genuinely lighthearted. Each episode draws from his weekly cartoon videos, transforming current events into improvised bits designed to cut through the noise. The aim isn’t just commentary-it’s about carving out a few seconds of relief during a packed day. As the host notes, his own doctor would agree that laughter remains a pretty good prescription. Tuning into this podcast feels like getting the news delivered by a friend who knows exactly how absurd it all can be. The tone is casual and off-the-cuff, fitting its improv roots, and the content itself is freely shared, much like those essential, simple things in life. So if your routine needs a break from the relentless cycle, let these short, clever takes offer a different perspective. You’ll find yourself smiling at the world’s quirks, one headline at a time.
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