Monday, May 5 – Abbreviated Face Syndrome

Legendary Jon Sterling has passed away, marking the end of an era for New York Yankees fans who grew up with his voice on the call. In a wild business story, Spirit Airlines reportedly shut down operations over the weekend—but the internet did what the internet does, and one guy actually tried to crowdsource money to buy the airline, raising more than $20 million in the process. A mom on social media is also going viral for her parenting take, saying she doesn’t expect her kids to share their toys with strangers out in public. As you can imagine, that sparked a pretty heated debate online. Meanwhile, a Chick-fil-A employee is allegedly at the center of an $80,000 mac and cheese scheme, which might be the most bizarre fraud story you’ll hear all week. There was also a historic moment at the Kentucky Derby, adding another chapter to one of the biggest traditions in sports. And in entertainment news, the trailer for a new Martin Short documentary just dropped, which led Lou to admit he’s a big fan—just as long as Steve Martin isn’t involved.