Thursday, May 7 - Ethan & Lou

Connecticut just landed on a new list naming the best states in America for working moms, which honestly makes sense considering how expensive it is to live here. If both parents aren’t working, you’re basically one grocery trip away from financial ruin. Meanwhile, down in Texas, a full-blown Karen moment went viral after a woman got furious over a loud Corvette, kicked the car, and then confidently started shouting completely inaccurate “facts” about the law like she had just graduated from Facebook University with honors. The internet is also locked into another relationship debate, this time over whether men playing video games is a major turnoff or just a harmless way to relax. As expected, everyone online is acting completely reasonable and calm about it. The boys also stumbled across some absolutely ridiculous slang from the 1950s, proving every generation thinks they invented cool phrases while sounding completely insane to future generations. In one of the craziest stories of the week, a man in Arizona is suing a body donation company after claiming his mother’s donated remains were allegedly used in a military-style bomb test without the family’s knowledge. That story somehow gets more disturbing every time you read another sentence. On the lighter side of weird internet news, Kesha revealed she apparently finds men with one eye attractive, which is great news for pirates, Bond villains, and anybody who’s ever lost a fight with a lawnmower. Speaking of unhinged behavior, a Delta passenger recently went viral after allegedly hijacking the gate microphone at an airport and making announcements while demanding customer service assistance like he had suddenly become the assistant regional manager of Delta Airlines. And because Florida remains undefeated in producing bizarre headlines, police there reportedly discovered a beer can inside a woman’s Happy Meal during a traffic stop. Only in America can fast food somehow become evidence.