Tuesday, May 12 - Anthony Cipriani

The boys break down the growing trend of “Jimmy Buffett Maxxing,” which is basically people deciding they want to live their lives like they permanently own a beach house in Key West—even if they actually live in Connecticut and their closest body of water is a questionable-looking pond behind a CVS. We also talk about the possible comeback of Sizzler and why anyone who remembers the old Sizzler in Brookfield might want to pay attention. Apparently, there could actually be some hopeful news on the horizon for fans of old-school steakhouse nostalgia. A new survey claims most Americans believe they’re cooler now than they were in high school, which honestly shouldn’t surprise anyone. As Lou points out, “Of course kids are morons.” Most of us spent high school wearing embarrassing clothes, making terrible decisions, and thinking Mountain Dew counted as hydration. Meanwhile, Wade Nixon from the YouTube series Garbage Time decided replacing his car’s motor oil with cheese sounded like a reasonable experiment. Shockingly, mechanics everywhere are not recommending this approach. In the world of futuristic technology, new A.I.-powered robotic shoes are now being designed to help people walk faster, which feels like the first step toward humans becoming WALL-E characters who refuse to move unless technology does the work for them. The boys also explain the internet term “Boomer Bad News Drop,” which refers to older relatives casually delivering horrifying news with absolutely zero emotional buildup. We then investigate whether Ethan is secretly guilty of doing the exact same thing. And finally, TikTok continues being the internet’s most chaotic place after a woman went viral for cutting open an onion she bought at Walmart and discovering something inside that absolutely nobody would ever want to find in produce.