Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

Author: The Funk Assassin September 18, 2026 Duration: 1:57:25
Welcome to the next volume of Velvety Grooves, the electronic playground of The Funk Assassin. This is where the rules loosen, the grooves deepen and my future sound begins to take shape. This session moves through the nocturnal synth-pop of Pet Shop Boys’ West End Girls, the deep emotional pull of Deep Dish and Tracey Thorn’s The Future of the Future, and serious dance-floor heat from Gerd Janson, Talamanca System, Jimi Jules, Pablo Bozzi, Purple Disco Machine, Friendly Fires, Blaze and Dusky. At the heart of the mix are five new and unreleased The Funk Assassin productions: Static Running Through My Veins Shape of You Cold Machines, Burning Skin Static in My Blood Velvet Light These sessions reconnect with the deeper, more adventurous DJ style I had before The Funk Assassin was born in 2018. The past brought the soul. Now comes the electricity. Welcome to the next chapter. TRACKLIST 1. Pet Shop Boys – West End Girls 2. Deep Dish, Tracey Thorn & Everything But The Girl – The Future of the Future (Stay Gold) 3. Phunkadelica, J.O.D. & Gerd Janson – Cocooina (Gerd Janson Dance Mix) 4. Talamanca System – Transatlantique 5. Jimi Jules – My City’s on Fire 6. Talamanca System & Tuff City Kids – Balanzat (Tuff City Kids Remix) 7. The Funk Assassin – Static Running Through My Veins 8. The Funk Assassin – Shape of You 9. Chloé Caillet & Gerd Janson – Love Ain’t Over (Gerd Janson Remix) 10. Pablo Bozzi – Last Moscow Mule 11. Hurts & Purple Disco Machine – Wonderful Life ’25 (Extended) 12. The Funk Assassin – Cold Machines, Burning Skin 13. The Funk Assassin – Static in My Blood 14. Friendly Fires – Lack of Love 15. Blaze – Lovelee Dae (Original) 16. Eric Kupper & K-Scope – Star Light 17. Llewellyn – For the Weekend 18. Dusky – Cold Heart (Edit) 19. Khan & DJ Kaos – On the Run (DJ Kaos RMX) 20. Conny & Shan – Song for Eva (Shan Sunrise Mix) 21. Omri Smadar & Siam – In the Realm Of 22. The Funk Assassin – Velvet Light

Each episode of The Funk Assassin is a curated journey through the sounds that built dance floors, from the foundational four-on-the-floor of classic house to the slap of a vintage funk bassline. This podcast is a direct line to the DJ booth, hosted by the curator himself, offering a weekly dose of rhythm designed to move you. You'll hear a carefully blended selection where the finest new releases sit comfortably next to undeniable classics, all punctuated by those killer remixes that make you rediscover a track. The focus is on a specific feeling-that uplifting, groove-heavy pulse that defines disco, house, funk, and dance music at its most decadent. It’s about the seamless mix, the energy between tracks, and that moment when the beat takes over. Consider this your regular invitation to lose yourself in the mix, a sustained hour of pure Discothèque Decadence served straight from the turntables. The Funk Assassin builds these sets with a selector's ear, ensuring every episode is both a party and a deep-cut education in groove. So, whether you're cooking dinner or need the perfect soundtrack for your commute, this podcast delivers a consistent, expertly-mixed injection of joy. Have Funk!
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

The Funk Assassin
Podcast Episodes
Valentine’s Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD017 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:33:25
Valentine’s Nu-Disco House Party 💘 Love is in the air… but tonight it’s riding a velvet bassline. This journey opens exactly where the magic begins — with Ministry Of Funk’s ‘Gypsy Lover (Soul Mix)’, a silky, loved-up re…
New Years Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD016 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:59:28
Champagne cold. Lights low. Midnight approaching. This is my New Year’s Nu-Disco House Party Mix — built for the moment when the room is full and nobody’s ready to go home. We kick things off in serious style with Sister…
Festive Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD015 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:00:12
A Festive season mix for warm nights, soft lights, and anyone who believes the dancefloor can feel like a heartbeat… This set was crafted with pure affection—for groove, for connection, for that slow-burn heat that rises…
Chic Nu Disco Club Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD014 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:01:37
✨ Step inside a disco winter wonderland wrapped in velvet. DISCOTHÈQUE DECADENCE PRESENTS: CHIC NU DISCO CLUB MIX (DD014)** “Where CHIC’s mastery meets Studio 54 glamour — with sass tucked neatly in its back pocket.” We…
Manchester Groove Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD013 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:19:57
What started as a casual Madchester session to nod to Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield (Stone Roses & Primal Scream) slipped fast into a full psychedelic plunge through Andrew Weatherall’s heaviest basslines, dubbed-out shadows, an…
80s Remixed - Discothèque Decadence DD012 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:31
Step into the neon afterglow of the 80s — a decade where every synth line shimmered and every beat carried pure attitude. This mix glides through iconic 80s energy reimagined for the modern dance floor. From Kurtis Mantr…
Winter Groove Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD011 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:07:15
Deep Groove Disco Session — Mixed by The Funk Assassin A journey through modern disco gold and timeless soulful reworks, driven by the unmistakable touch of the genre’s finest selectors and remixers. This mix locks you s…
Lovers Groove Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD010 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:33:48
The night begins with a slow burn… Greg Wilson’s version of Love Is the Drug by Roxy Music — a timeless groove celebrating 50 years of a record that still drips with danger, desire, and velvet allure. 🥀✨ From there, we s…
70s-00s Pop Culture Remixed - Discothèque Decadence DD009 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:56
Step inside… the lights are low, the floor is glowing, and the night is ready to misbehave. 🪩 This isn’t just a mix — it’s a love letter to the dance floor. A shimmering journey through the golden pulse of 70s–00s pop cu…