Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

Author: The Funk Assassin September 18, 2026 Duration: 1:57:25
Welcome to the next volume of Velvety Grooves, the electronic playground of The Funk Assassin. This is where the rules loosen, the grooves deepen and my future sound begins to take shape. This session moves through the nocturnal synth-pop of Pet Shop Boys’ West End Girls, the deep emotional pull of Deep Dish and Tracey Thorn’s The Future of the Future, and serious dance-floor heat from Gerd Janson, Talamanca System, Jimi Jules, Pablo Bozzi, Purple Disco Machine, Friendly Fires, Blaze and Dusky. At the heart of the mix are five new and unreleased The Funk Assassin productions: Static Running Through My Veins Shape of You Cold Machines, Burning Skin Static in My Blood Velvet Light These sessions reconnect with the deeper, more adventurous DJ style I had before The Funk Assassin was born in 2018. The past brought the soul. Now comes the electricity. Welcome to the next chapter. TRACKLIST 1. Pet Shop Boys – West End Girls 2. Deep Dish, Tracey Thorn & Everything But The Girl – The Future of the Future (Stay Gold) 3. Phunkadelica, J.O.D. & Gerd Janson – Cocooina (Gerd Janson Dance Mix) 4. Talamanca System – Transatlantique 5. Jimi Jules – My City’s on Fire 6. Talamanca System & Tuff City Kids – Balanzat (Tuff City Kids Remix) 7. The Funk Assassin – Static Running Through My Veins 8. The Funk Assassin – Shape of You 9. Chloé Caillet & Gerd Janson – Love Ain’t Over (Gerd Janson Remix) 10. Pablo Bozzi – Last Moscow Mule 11. Hurts & Purple Disco Machine – Wonderful Life ’25 (Extended) 12. The Funk Assassin – Cold Machines, Burning Skin 13. The Funk Assassin – Static in My Blood 14. Friendly Fires – Lack of Love 15. Blaze – Lovelee Dae (Original) 16. Eric Kupper & K-Scope – Star Light 17. Llewellyn – For the Weekend 18. Dusky – Cold Heart (Edit) 19. Khan & DJ Kaos – On the Run (DJ Kaos RMX) 20. Conny & Shan – Song for Eva (Shan Sunrise Mix) 21. Omri Smadar & Siam – In the Realm Of 22. The Funk Assassin – Velvet Light

Each episode of The Funk Assassin is a curated journey through the sounds that built dance floors, from the foundational four-on-the-floor of classic house to the slap of a vintage funk bassline. This podcast is a direct line to the DJ booth, hosted by the curator himself, offering a weekly dose of rhythm designed to move you. You'll hear a carefully blended selection where the finest new releases sit comfortably next to undeniable classics, all punctuated by those killer remixes that make you rediscover a track. The focus is on a specific feeling-that uplifting, groove-heavy pulse that defines disco, house, funk, and dance music at its most decadent. It’s about the seamless mix, the energy between tracks, and that moment when the beat takes over. Consider this your regular invitation to lose yourself in the mix, a sustained hour of pure Discothèque Decadence served straight from the turntables. The Funk Assassin builds these sets with a selector's ear, ensuring every episode is both a party and a deep-cut education in groove. So, whether you're cooking dinner or need the perfect soundtrack for your commute, this podcast delivers a consistent, expertly-mixed injection of joy. Have Funk!
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

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Podcast Episodes
Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG002 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:03:23
Step inside a world wrapped in velvet, a soundtrack for liminal spaces—where time, emotion, and destiny are in flux. Velvety Grooves VG002 invites you deeper into the shadows, where the lights glow low and the air hums w…
Disco Edits Special Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD008 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:07:37
This mix is a celebration of the edit – where funk, soul, disco, and hip hop get reimagined for today’s dancefloor. We open with Greg Wilson & Ché’s remix of The Sugarhill Gang’s “Rapper’s Delight” – a fresh, floor-shaki…
End Of Summer Nu Disco Party - Discothèque Decadence DD007 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:58:44
We begin with a slow tease: Daft Punk – “Get Lucky” (The Funk Assassin’s Groove Lucky Edit). A stripped, sultry rework that slides straight into your hips and lingers there. The lights are low, the air’s warm, and the rh…
Nu Disco All Night Long - Discothèque Decadence DD006 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:06:07
Step inside the velvet-lit world of Discothèque Decadence — where the champagne flows, the bassline smoulders, and the dancefloor becomes an irresistible spell. This set drips with the kind of late-night heat that keeps…
Nu Disco Club Mix - Discothèque Decadence DD005 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:16
Step inside a world wrapped in velvet. 🎚️ DISCOTHÈQUE DECADENCE PRESENTS: STUDIO 54 FLIPPED (DD005) “Turning the sound of Studio 54 on its head…” This isn’t your typical disco revival. This is Studio 54 flipped — a glitt…
Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG001 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:00:28
Step inside a world wrapped in velvet. Velvety Grooves VG001 is your invitation to the shadows where the lights glow low, and the air pulses with rhythm. This is deep, sexy, sultry house at its finest—a soundtrack for la…
80s Classics Remixed - Discothèque Decadence DD004 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:02:08
💋 DD004 — 80s CLASSICS: REMIXED A Discothèque Decadence special by The Funk Assassin Slip into something synthetic, spray your perfume a little lower, and turn the lights to mirrorball. This mix is for the sensualists, t…
Sunset To Sunrise Soulful House Sessions | Vol. 4 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:00:02
🌞 Sunset to Sunrise: A Balearic Seduction From the golden hour to the velvet-dark hush of morning, this mix flows like warm honey—slow, sensual, and undeniably magnetic. We open with Michael Gray’s “The Weekend” (Sultra…
Ibiza Dance Classics - Discothèque Decadence DD003 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 2:46:49
Velvet vibes. Open invite. Slip into something sinful and press play. You’re about to be seduced by the ultimate Ibiza mixtape — a sensual, sweat-slicked journey through three decadent decades of dancefloor ecstasy. From…