The Patient Investor's Playbook with Noah Kerner - CEO of Acorns
Author: Andrew Giancola
June 17, 2026
Duration: 43:05
The CEO of Acorns says 96% of people who trade online lose money. Here is why slow and steady is still the only investing strategy that actually works.
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What You'll Learn in This Episode
The eight disturbing fintech trends that are quietly working against your wealth
Why an investing app with a prediction market is like a bank with a blackjack table
How $5 a day invested consistently can make you a millionaire over time
Why the best investor according to research is literally a dead one
Why holding cash is not safe and what most people get dangerously wrong about it
How Noah Kerner personally invests his own money and why it is boring on purpose
The one decade Noah lost to being too conservative and what it cost him in real dollars
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Connect with Noah Kerner
Personal:
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/noahkerner/
Acorns
Website: https://acorns.com
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/company/acorns-grow-inc-/
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Question for you:
Are you investing the slow and steady way or have you been pulled into trading, prediction markets, or crypto? Drop your honest answer in the comments below.
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