Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869

Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869

Author: YMH Studios July 22, 2026 Duration: 1:11:41
Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH That's https://hims.com/YMH for your free online visit. Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship. They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 869 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses 00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam 00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney 00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night 00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes 00:32:14 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories 00:45:58 - Kinky Unc 00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth 00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank 00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth 01:00:49 - Public Pranks 01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At the core of Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura is a simple, brilliant premise: two sharp, hilarious comedians who happen to be married, talking about everything and nothing. Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura, self-styled as the Mommies, have built a wildly popular podcast on the foundation of their unique dynamic, where inside jokes become listener rituals and casual conversations spiral into unforgettable bits. You’ll hear them dissect the oddities of daily life, from the mundanity of dental visits to the intricacies of modern relationships, all filtered through a lens of absurdist comedy. The show naturally veers into discussions on film, television, and the broader culture they’re both observing and often skewering. While they frequently welcome fascinating guests from the comedy world and beyond, the most compelling interviews often feel like extensions of their own living room banter. Listening to this podcast feels less like tuning into a produced show and more like eavesdropping on the funniest, most unhinged couple you know, where a story about a weird dude at the grocery store can lead to a profound societal observation or just a lot of laughter about proper bathroom etiquette. It’s a consistently unpredictable mix of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and pure, unadulterated silliness that has cemented its place as a staple for comedy fans.
Author: Language: English Episodes: 50

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:08:15
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Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:16:55
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Duration: 1:07:56
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Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:24:02
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Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Your Mom's House Ep. 839 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:36:47
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Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838 [not-audio_url] [/not-audio_url]

Duration: 1:21:34
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