Wednesday, Apr 22 - Only in Dreams

On this episode, Lou kicks things off by telling Dave about a series of bizarre dreams he had last night—and to say they’re strange would be an understatement. We’re talking full-on surreal, hard-to-follow, “what did I just hear?” kind of dreams that somehow still make perfect sense at 5 a.m. From there, the conversation takes its usual unpredictable turn. Mr. Mark, better known as the Cracker Barrel Man, makes another appearance in the dreamscape universe. So does Baylen, the young woman with Tourette syndrome who continues to deliver some truly unforgettable and unfiltered word choices that somehow land in the funniest possible way. Joey Buttafuoco also finds his way into the mix, this time proudly showing off his pomegranate trees like it’s the most normal thing in the world. Meanwhile, a substitute teacher in Florida is arrested after allegedly acting erratically in front of students and twerking in class—because of course that’s a sentence that exists now. On the lighter but equally absurd side, a new poll claims a shocking number of Americans would reportedly rather stay thirsty than drink water. Yes, actual water. And a separate study suggests that being alone might actually help cure loneliness, which sounds like something designed specifically to confuse everyone reading it. Then things shift into full headline mode: students in Kansas reportedly took the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile to prom, creating what might be the greatest entrance in school dance history. That naturally leads to one big question—would something like this ever be allowed in Connecticut? Short answer: probably not. Long answer: absolutely not, unless you enjoy emergency meetings, strongly worded emails, and a full-scale community debate over hot dog safety regulations. It’s another chaotic, funny, slightly unhinged episode of Only in Dreams—and somehow, it all connects.