Wednesday, Sep 2 - Pattaya Thailand

About 5,000 U.S. sailors are getting ready to pull into Thailand for some well-earned shore leave after spending roughly 200 days at sea. That’s a long time to be stuck on a ship, so you can probably imagine what the first night off might look like. Thai authorities, apparently, have already imagined it too. They’re warning the sailors about prostitution and reminding them that the laws still apply once they step off the ship. Something tells me those warnings are going to be received with the same enthusiasm as a mandatory safety meeting. A new study has been looking at what people actually find appealing when it comes to a woman’s chest, and apparently the answer isn't simply “bigger is better.” Researchers found that size isn’t necessarily the biggest factor when it comes to attractiveness. Instead, things like the way the volume is distributed and overall symmetry can play a bigger role. So apparently there’s more science involved here than the average guy sitting on a barstool would have you believe. Meanwhile, a registered sex offender named Calese Crowder has reportedly been arrested again. Crowder has a history of arrests in California involving allegations that he approached women and sniffed their buttocks. Yes, you read that correctly. This is apparently something authorities have dealt with before, and now he has found himself in trouble with the law once again. Sean Ono Lennon and his girlfriend, Charlotte Kemp Muhl, also had some much happier news to share. The couple announced the birth of their first child on social media last night. They named their son Aurelius, making him the first grandchild of John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Sean even referenced his famous father with the announcement, calling the baby a “Beautiful Boy,” which is about as perfect a Beatles connection as you could possibly make. And finally, a woman on TikTok claims her stomach was absolutely wrecked after consuming ground-up cockroaches, which she says can supposedly turn up in things like ground coffee and processed foods. The internet, naturally, has responded with equal parts horror and curiosity. So, if you were already suspicious of what might be hiding in your food, congratulations: you now have another thing to think about while eating breakfast.